1. Chicken or the egg? Stupid question, egg of course. Laid by some bird that was one chromosome away from being a chicken but didn't quite have the nads to get there. Chickensh-wait a minute...
2. Who'd a-thunk it?
"It's true! It's true! The crown has made it clear.
The climate must be perfect all the year.
A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the snow here
In Camelot"
is not an anti-global-warming parody. I watched Richard Harris sing it on YouTube to make sure.
3. Apparently the 12 Oscar nominations for "The King's Speech" are not for Obama's State of the Union speech. Forgive me, I thought the Nobel probably set a legal precedent. Sorry.
4. Does a tree falling in the forest alone still make a sound? Of course it does, dumbass. Is whether a tree can actually exist, or only the idea of "treeness", really that important a distinction to make when your car plows into an oak at a hundred and ten? Did you really pay money to study that crap for four years?
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